|"Lemme see that thing, Mom. Mm-hmm, yep, yep, yep..."|
"How's it look, Dr. Mags?"
Being the trained specialist that I am, I was able to give her an immediate diagnosis.
|"Have you been sticking sharp objects down into your cast?!!?"|
"Who, me? Ah, c'mon, Dr. Maggie. How could you even think such a thing?"
... Previously, at Ao4 Headquarters ...
|"Just ... like ... the blunt end ... ! Hey, Cam. This is our little secret, OK? Not a word to Dr. Mags!"|
As if I didn't know! (Note to self - talk to Nurse Cam about snoozing on the job!) Notice Mom didn't deny doing it when I questioned her, she just was evasive. It's a page right out of the Siberian Husky playbook, actually. Maybe all of the Siberians in Mom's life have taught her a thing or two.
I'll let you know what the other doctor has to say. Something tells me he'll know about the letter-opener, too.
AKA Dr. Maggie